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- Bell Trashing
- By: The Dragyn
-
- The Phone Co. will go to extreams on occasions. In fact, unless
- you really know what to expect from them, they will suprise the heck
- out of you with their "unpublished tarriffs". Recently, a situation
- was brought to my attention that up till then I had been totaly
- unaware of, least to mention, had any concern about. It involved gar-
- bage! The phone co. will go as far as to prosecute anyone who rumages
- through their garbage and helps himself to some
-
- Of course, they have their reasons for this, and no doubt benefit
- from such action. But, why should they be so picky about garbage? The
- answer soon became clear to me: those huge metal bins are filled up
- with more than waste old food and refuse... Although it is Pacific
- Tele. policy to recycle paper waste products, sometimes employees do
- overlook this sacred operation when sorting the garbage. Thus
- top-secret confidential Phone Co. records go to the garbage bins
- instead of the paper shredders. Since it is constantly being updated
- with "company memorandums, and supplied with extensive reference
- material, the Phone co. must continualy dispose of the outdated
- materials. Some phone companies are supplied each year with the
- complete "System Practices" guide. This pub- lication is an over 40
- foot long library of reference material about every- thing to do with
- telephones. As the new edition arrives each year, the old ver- sion of
- "System Practices" must also be thrown out.
-
- I very quickly figured out where some local phone phreaks were
- getting their material. They crawl into the garbage bins and remove
- selected items that are of particular interest to them and their
- fellow phreaks. One phone phreak in the Los Angeles area has salvaged
- the complete 1972 ed- ition of "Bell System Practices". It is so large
- and was out of order (the binders had been removed) that it took him
- over a year to sort it out and create enough shelving for it in his
- garage.
-
- Much of this "Top Secret" information is so secret that most phone
- companies have no idea what is in their files. They have their hands
- full simply replacing everything each time a change in wording
- requires a new revision. It seems they waste more paper than they can
- read!
-
- It took quite a while for Hollywood Cal traffic manager to figure
- out how all of the local phone phreaks constantly discovered the
- switchroom test numbers
-
- Whenever someone wanted to use the testboard, they found the local
- phone phreaks on the lines talking to all points all over the world.
- It got to the point where the local garbage buffs knew more about the
- office operations than the employees themselves. One ph- reak went so
- far as to call in and tell a switchman what his next daily assign-
- ment would be. This, however, proved to be too much. The switchman
- traced the call and one phone phreak was denied the tool of his trade.
-
- In another rather humorous incident, a fellow phreak was rumaging
- through the trash bin when he heard somone apraoch- ing. He pressed up
- against the side of the bin and silently waited for the goodies to
- come. You can imagine his surprise when the garbage from the lunchroom
- landed on his head. Most people find evenings best for checking out
- their local telco trash piles. The only thing necessary is a
- flashlight and, in the case mentioned above, possibly a rain coat. A
- word of warning though, before you rush out and dive into the trash
- heap. It is probably illegal, but no matter where you live, you
- certainly won't get the local policeman to hold your flashlight for you.
-
- EOF